how about strip clubs be replaced with bacon strip clubs

i dance seductively for you in a snuggie

espn:

Calm down, Scott. We launched a Tumblr blog, not Microsoft.

espn:

Calm down, Scott. We launched a Tumblr blog, not Microsoft.

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splashabc:

Come on in, the water’s fine…

Watch the premiere of Splash this Tuesday, March 19 at 8|7c on ABC!

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forlackofabettercomic:

While YOU were reading this comic, everyone else went and got some delicious brunch without you.
Sorry.

forlackofabettercomic:

While YOU were reading this comic, everyone else went and got some delicious brunch without you.

Sorry.

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mercv:

valentines day more like thursday 

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ssshailee:

I love this show so much oh my gosh

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thatsmoderatelyraven:

My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one

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trixiofthesea:

I was looking through my old pics, and I found this.  I do not even remember putting this on my computer.  

trixiofthesea:

I was looking through my old pics, and I found this.  I do not even remember putting this on my computer.  

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  • white girls on facebook: *uploads selfie with paragraph of lyrics*

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digg:

Good news:

1) You can have a pet fox.
2) They might be as funny as the one above.

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mash-memories:

Stand up and be Counted - 1972

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